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Inversion Therapy

The Aches and Pains Started to Seem Normal...
By James Malone

The not-so-funny thing about aches and pains is that they can seem to become normal for you. I know this was the case for me. Arriving in my mid-40s after years of various athletic endeavors, stiffness in my mid and upper back became a constant companion.

The Squirming 30lb Toddler Challenge!


And this was especially not a good thing since I have young children. Carrying a squirming 30 pound toddler for any length of time had an uncanny knack of putting my back into knots.

As a clinical hypnotist, I know that mental stress often leads to physical distress which can become chronic and can even lead to tangible disease state. Yet the inverse is also true, chronic physical discomfort can lead to a less than chipper mental state. Not exactly conducive to leading a happy and productive life (or enjoying the charms of a squirming 30 pound toddler for that matter!) So you need to take care of the "total package."

Thus the Quest Begins!

My gut doesnt tolerate anti-inflammatory drugs very well and I have never been a big fan of the idea of just masking symptoms for some temporary relief. Everything I ever read regarding holistic medicine stated that in the long run there was always a worse price to pay for doing that. I mean the occasional Advil might be OK, but it really didnt seem to provide a viable long-term solution.

So I explored several natural methods of relieving physical tension. Various stretching and strengthening routines provided considerable benefit. So did alternating hot and cold applications to the affected areas. I also used some of my expertise with mind/body techniques to advantage. Massage therapy is absolutely heavenly stuff however it can become costly over time and a qualified practitioner is not always at your beck and call.

Intrigued by the Idea of Hanging Like a Bat!


The relatively poor blood supply to the spinal discs means they usually don't heal rapidly since they lack an ample supply of nutrients and also waste products can build up over time.

In addition, using the force of gravity to stretch the body helped to align it evenly. Most of us tend to be a bit lopsided because of behaviors like driving, sitting at a desk, repetitive tasks, etc. A good even downward pull can help with that.

Other Potential Benefits

In addition to relieving muscular tension, inversion therapy has other potential benefits too. It increases circulation throughout the body and especially the brain. I know I feel mentally sharper after a session.

Inversion can also help with sinus trouble by promoting drainage. Your nose may feel a bit stuffy while inverting but then it seems to clear better afterwards.

Some advocates believe that the overall stretch that the body receives during inversion is good for the functioning of the internal organs too.

But Was it for Me?

Now one thing I was concerned with is that I am not exactly the gymnast type and wasn't sure I would like having my world turned upside down so to speak. I was relieved to find out that especially in the beginning, spending a few minutes at an angle slightly deeper than horizontal was more than adequate. Over time you can increase the angle and duration as you adjust and become more comfortable. You go at your own pace.

Why Did I Pick A Teeter?

There are a number of inversion tables on the market and at a fairly wide range of prices from very modest to quite expensive. After doing some comparison shopping one fact steered me to the Teeter brand of table-their Underwriter's Laboratory Rating (UL).

Now you are probably familiar with the UL rating on electronic gear. It basically means that it has been thoroughly tested and will not short out and burn your house down. Well UL test other stuff too and Teeter is the only inversion table on the market that has their seal of approval.

Also, Teeter has a good reputation for treating the customers the way that they want to be treated.

Medical Caveats


Teeter makes it clear in their literature, but it is worth repeating here. If you have any pre-existing medical conditions be sure to check with your doctor before getting your Teeter Inversion Table to make sure it is appropriate in your case. This is especially important if you have hypertension or eye problems due to the temporary increase in pressure that happens when you invert.

Easy to Assemble


When your Teeter arrives, avoid the temptation to dive right into things. Take your time to read all the instructions first. It is fairly easy to assemble, although you might wish to have a helper around as having the second pair of hands around makes things go smoother.

A Few Ideas That Will Help You Enjoy Your Teeter Experience

Start Slowly-
more is not necessarily better, especially in the beginning. Start at a gentle angle and gradually increase the angle and duration otherwise you may cramp yourself up. You may also wish to have a spotter the first times out until you feel confident.

Wear the Right Footgear- to minimize stress on the front of the foot where it comes into contact with the foot support. You can also upgrade to padded foot supports but I found wearing the right sneakers works just fine.

Regular Practice is Best- set aside 5-10 minutes a day to invert. It is a worthwhile investment in your health and wellbeing.

My Results?

What I noticed within a few days was that my back and trunk area felt much looser and freer. Indeed, I don't think I was really aware of how much muscle tension I was walking around with. Also, as mentioned previously I feel an added mental clarity after inverting too. The relief of physical tension also promotes a much more positive mood which makes dealing with a squirming toddler or anything else that life sends my way a whole lot easier!

Teeter Hang Ups F5000 Inversion Table - Premium Inversion Table

Teeter Hang Ups F5000 Inversion Table - Premium Inversion Table

When will this ship? Teeter Hang Ups Inversion Tables Ships the Same Business Day if ordered before 10:00 a.m. Mountain Time. The F5000 Teeter inversion table is the easiest, safest, highest quality inversion table on the market today. Natural Inversion Therapy is recognized and recommended by Chiropractors, doctors, fitness trainers and massage therapists world-wide. Anti-gravity Inversion Therapy using a Teeter Hang Ups Inversion Table F5000 is simply the most natural and effective way to bring quick relief to chronic back pain, and even to exercise your abs. *Special Package Includes: Laminated Owner's Manual and Instructional DVD *EMG activity (a measure of muscle tension) declines over 35 percent within 10 seconds of inverting *Height Capacity: 4 feet 8 inches to 6 feet 6 inches *Weight Capacity: 300 pounds *Quick and Easy Assembly: 85 percent pre-assembled, includes tools for assembly *High Quality Finishes: Scratch-resistant powder coating and triple-plated chrome *Removable Washable Nylon Mat *Comfortable, Durable Curved Foam Ankle Clamps hold ankles securely and comfortably *Automatic Locking Hinges for improved security and portability *Adjustable 12 inches Wide x 3.75 inches Deep Foot Platform - Customize the foot platform to fit any user and maximize comfort *De-rattler Knob: Reduces shifting for smooth, quiet rotation *Injection-coated rubber hand grips for easy mounting and added durability *Free - Instructional Video: 14-minute video guides you through assembly, use, and exercises *Adjustable Safety Tether Strap: Preset desired angle before inverting *Adjustable Roller Hinges - Determines speed of rotation *Easily Folds for Storage *Storage dimensions: 66 inches x 28 inches x 14 inches *Teflon-embedded epoxy coated roller bearings: For a lifetime of smooth, squeak-free rotation *Weighs only 65 pounds Widely recognized as the best inversion table on the market today, Teeter Hang Ups Inversion tables have been leading the industry in inversion therapy for over 20 years. Teeter Hang Ups Inversion Tables F5000 are built safe, and strong, and dependable. They are an excellent quality back pain relief inversion table. Our customers trust these spinal decompression tables and, over the years, have helped to establish their reputation as the most popular in inversion therapy. The Teeter Hang Ups F5000 Inversion Table rotates on a pivot system. With simple arm movements (rotation is accomplished by shifting the weight of the arms), the inversion table easily rotates to any comfortable angle. The smooth rotation allows for oscillation and intermittent traction. Adjustable roller hinges allow you to pre-select three levels to control the aggressiveness of rotation, and the tether strap allows you to pre-select the maximum angle of inversion. Comfortable ankle clamps hold you securely while inverting. The F5000 Inversion Table is able to lock at full 90 deg inversion (this is only possi


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